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Jacob McCafferty

Jacob McCafferty

The Inertia Smartass

You are everything. And you are nothing. Figure it out, bru. Photo: Robert Siliato

Why I Absolutely Love the Ego in Surfing

6 min read Mar 12, 2016

Somewhere out there, Laird Hamilton is kicking himself.

6 Reasons Why I Absolutely Love SUP Surfers

5 min read Mar 6, 2016

10 Reasons Why Humans Are Absolutely Ridiculous at the Beach

5 min read Feb 29, 2016

El Porto Fight

8 Reasons Why We Need More Fighting in Surfing

5 min read Feb 19, 2016

11 Ways to Make Wave Pools Cool

7 min read Jun 27, 2015

If you run across a jogger with a sprained knee, it is not proper procedure to piss on them.

The Unexpected Value of Urine: When Pissing All Over an Injured Person is OK

6 min read Feb 17, 2015

That's a California sunset. Yeah it is.

Lest We Forget: 11 Reasons Californians Are Better Than Everyone

5 min read Oct 3, 2014

Make sure this kid is not having fun. Image: Mike Incitti

10 Incredibly Important Rules for Teaching Kids to Surf (SARCASM!)

5 min read Sep 10, 2014

This is good. Really, it is. Photo: Mike Coots

8 Reasons Why Surfing in a Crowded Lineup is Good, Even Though it Sucks

3 min read Aug 12, 2014

Fin kick to the face, and the crowd goes wild.

Why Surfing (Like Hockey) Needs Fighting

4 min read Jun 4, 2014