Comedy

Which Angry Animal(s) Just Punked This Paddler?

2 min read Aug 1, 2017

Snapchat. Get on it.

4 Ways to Become a Sponsored Surfer

2 min read Jul 30, 2017

Here, Josiah Amico, a Ventura County ripper, gives a few examples of just what to do to stand out in a group of people that are all standing out by pretending not to care about standing out.

Here’s a Sure-fire Way to Get Sponsored

1 min read Jul 29, 2017

If you can't swim, don't go in the fucking ocean.

4 of the Most Simple and Useful Ocean Safety Tips You’ll Ever Hear

2 min read Jul 22, 2017

An artist's rendition of dumping a jug of piss on your head.

I Dumped My Own Piss All Over My Head Today

4 min read Jul 21, 2017

25 Pirates Just Waged An All-Out War On a Los Angeles Lineup

2 min read Jul 12, 2017

Donald Trump Sex Wax

Donald Trump Explains Why He Loves Sex Wax So Much

1 min read Jul 11, 2017

This time, he headed up to a spot just north of Malibu, found a local feathered celebrity, and did a near-perfect Rosie Hodge followed up by a near-perfect Glenn "Micro" Hall.

Surfing’s Favorite Impersonator Does Rosy Hodge and Glenn “Micro” Hall

1 min read Jul 1, 2017

This WSL Parody, Courtesy of Instagram Funny Man Tyler Allen, Is an Instant Classic

1 min read Jun 28, 2017

Here is your entire week nearly perfectly described by surfing, courtesy of the WSL.

Every Day of the Week Perfectly Described by Surfing

1 min read Jun 27, 2017

A Day In the Love Life of a Nomadic Single Mother

5 min read Jun 22, 2017

Well, which way will ya have it? Croc or shark? Photo: Pixabay

Move Over Sharks! Crocodiles Clear Lineups At Puerto Escondido!

5 min read Jun 20, 2017

Always nice to be able to give a little chop-suey with minimal disturbance to your flow while on your backhand. Photo: Joli Photo: joliphotos.com

5 Reasons Why I Totally Adore Lefts

3 min read Jun 15, 2017

Web Celeb Hamish Patterson (aka The Illusion) Delivers 8-Minute Diatribe about Quitting Surfing

2 min read Jun 1, 2017

Tears. Happy tears. Photo: Instagram

6 of the Funniest News Anchor Interviews with Surfers Ever

2 min read May 29, 2017