Comedy

This Is the Best Surfboard Review Ever

This Is the Best Surfboard Review Ever

1 min read Sep 27, 2022

5 Surf-Related Television Series This Writer Would Like to See

5 Surf-Related Television Series This Writer Would Like to See

4 min read Aug 3, 2022

Man’s Discovery of Surfing Relic Proves Non-Electric Bikes Are Officially ‘Retro’

3 min read Jul 21, 2022

A Look at My Personal Surfing Hell

A Look at My Personal Surfing Hell

4 min read Jul 11, 2022

An Analysis of 'Sorfing' – When You're Sort of Surfing

An Analysis of ‘Sorfing’ – When You’re Sort of Surfing

4 min read Jul 7, 2022

Why Shark Repellant Companies Have It All Wrong

Shark Deterrent Companies Have It All Wrong

4 min read Jun 16, 2022

Increase Your Surfing Sex Appeal By Following This One Simple Trick

Increase Your Surfing Sex Appeal By Following This One Simple Trick

4 min read May 13, 2022

Just How Awkward Can a Surf Vlog Get?

2 min read Apr 26, 2022

Meta foil session

I Can’t Wait to Suck at Surfing in the Metaverse Too

4 min read Apr 13, 2022

schnauzer dog surfing

Schnauzer Breaks Silence on Torturous Dog Surfing Routine

6 min read Apr 12, 2022

In Surprise Move, WSL Announces New Mid-Length World Tour

In Surprise Move, WSL Announces New Mid-Length World Tour

2 min read Apr 1, 2022

The 5 Stages Of A Wipeout

The 5 Stages Of A Wipeout

5 min read Mar 22, 2022

Ask Johnny Utah: Wave-Stealing Friend Shows No Remorse For Actions

Ask Johnny Utah: Wave-Stealing Friend Shows No Remorse For Actions

5 min read Feb 21, 2022

Carl's Jr. Near Trestles is a true surfing icon.

The Carl’s Jr. Next to Trestles Is A True Surfing Icon

4 min read Feb 10, 2022

a surfer wipes out in the barrel

Johnny Utah’s Guaranteed-to-Happen Predictions for 2022

4 min read Dec 31, 2021