An ode to kiwi accents…and our cetacean brethren: “I might look big, but I can’t chew, bru. I only eat plankton. It’s very misleading. Do you have any plankton?”
I Eat Only Plankton
An ode to kiwi accents…and our cetacean brethren: “I might look big, but I can’t chew, bru. I only eat plankton. It’s very misleading.”
BY Matt Bauer |
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