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I Eat Only Plankton

An ode to kiwi accents...and our cetacean brethren: "I might look big, but I can't chew, bru. I only eat plankton. It's very misleading."

BY Matt Bauer |

Beached whale.

An ode to kiwi accents…and our cetacean brethren: “I might look big, but I can’t chew, bru. I only eat plankton. It’s very misleading. Do you have any plankton?”

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