Merry Christmas!
Here are a few jokes to keep your holiday very merry:
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
