You know what’s the best? Peeing outside*. Pooping, not so much. But get a good piss in right as the sun is rising and you’re guaranteed a big ol’ smile on your face the rest of the day.
*Let’s be clear: this is “outside” as in with nature, not in the parking lot of a Ralph’s supermarket after a cross-eyed bender.
Fortunately, Hipcamp is making it easier for you to pee outside, “on ranches, farms, vineyards and land preserves.” It also includes “all National, State, Regional and Army Corps Parks in all 50 States… which comes out to 2,197 Parks, 8,637 Campgrounds and 282,475 Campsites across the USA.” That’s A LOT of places to pee.
Pee outside at Little Jimmy Trail Camp…
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…or at Rainbow Cabin…
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…or at Upper Falls…
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…or at Tower Cabin…
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…or at Sunset Yurt…
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…or at Musch Trail Camp…
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…or at Castaic Lake Campground…
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…or at Horse Flats Campground.
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Anyway, as we already said, that’s A LOT of places to pee. They’re presently focused in California, but expanding from sea to shining sea. And, with them, there are A LOT of reasons to spend more time outside, even aside from peeing.
For example, showering in open air is great.
As is simply waking up to the warming embrace of Mother Nature.
But peeing outside is the best.
For more information on Hipcamp and finding places to pee outside, head on over to their website.
