Get fat, Wedge video! Indulge in a gluttonous fervor of glory-basking!
This guy is windmilling so hard his arms stretched out. That's weird.
This dude's all like, "yeah, I just did that." But inside his wetsuit, there's a little bit of pee.
This guy doesn't give a shit. He's pulling in. He's like a guy that undoes his seatbelt before driving off a bridge, because he's hard as f*ck. Rockpile!
Here's the thing about the Wedge: you can't dive deep enough, because "deep" doesn't exist there.
Just look where you want to go, and your body will follow, right?
This guy would be awesome at a bar when everyone's singing YMCA.
This is that fat kid that rolls around in the movie Hook, only he's all grown up. Still up to the same ol' shenanigans, though. Eeeevil shenanigans.
This guy's the captain of the Newport spelunking team.
Someone's been flicking boogers.
This video is a year old. We don’t care. You shouldn’t care either, because this is the kind of thing that should live on forever on the internet, basking in it own glory, getting fat off all the chunks of food people spit out onto their screens while watching it. Get fat, Wedge video! Indulge in a gluttonous fervor of glory-basking!