Yes, Prada Is Making $700 Surf Booties

If there’s one thing that everyone on earth needs, it’s a pair of surf booties for $700. Thankfully, Prada’s got you covered. For a measly $695 (free shipping!), you too can own a pair of hideous neoprene foot covers, complete with an ankle zipper (for ease of dress) and a rubber outsole (for those extra sharp rocks). No word on whether actual human beings would be caught dead wearing these, but with any luck, we’ll see them on Shia LaBeouf at some point in the near-future.