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How To Be a Skier in 29 Hysterical Steps

“Pizza! Piiiiizza!”

“Pizza! Piiiiizza!” That’s obviously the most critical thing to know, but this tongue-in-cheek take on ski trends does a damn good job of taking the piss out of all the steps to becoming a skier — of which there are apparently 29.

Our most important takeaway? It’d have to be choosing how you want to be seen:

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With that in mind, always keep in mind that style sleeps for no one — stay steeze-y.

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