Is there anyone on earth who doesn’t like dolphins? Is there a person who feels a boiling, seething rage when he (or she) thinks about dolphins making their way through the ocean with those permanent smiles? Fuck that person. Also, fuck the people who think dolphins should be in tanks for the purposes of our own entertainment. Look how great dolphins are! Look how much it sucks for dolphins in captivity. They’re reduced to looking at squirrels for entertainment. Squirrels induce a boiling, seething rage in most people, right?
