This Rap From a Skier Bummed on the West’s Slow Start to Winter Is Genius

The winter in the Pacific Northwest and Central Rockies has been a bummer, to say the least. Many mountains across the region have yet to open. In fact, some locales received more snow in September in October than November and December. It’s pretty sad. But things are reportedly about to change (thank you snow gods!). Until then, LIF TKT, aka Lionel Starr, brings us this genius piece of rap parody to lighten our moods. Best line: “Skiing on the man-made kinda blows, snow’s not the same when it comes from a hose.” Starr, aka LIF TKT, has made a couple of these parodies, and you can check out the Telluride, Colorado local’s page, here.