Johnny Utah | The Inertia - Part 6

Pro surfing is the best sport for your dad to fall asleep watching

Report: Pro Surfing Overtakes Golf as Best Sport for Your Dad to Fall Asleep Watching

3 min read Jul 22, 2019

keanu reeves peeing in wave pool

New Study: ‘More Waves in Pools Than Waves in the Ocean By 2050’

4 min read Jul 16, 2019

Breaking: American Ex-Pat Surfers Crowdfund Trump-Esque Border Wall to Keep 'Kooks Out' of Mexico

Breaking: Expat Surfers Crowdfund Trump-Esque Border Wall to Keep ‘Kooks’ Out of Mexico

3 min read Jul 11, 2019

Man in front of Malibu wall

Self-Appointed ‘Emperor of Malibu’ Wants to Rebuild the Malibu Wall; Promises ‘Valley Kooks’ Will Pay For It

3 min read Jun 11, 2019

owen wright in a tube with money

Man Passes Up Middle Management Promotion to Focus on Fantasy Surf Roster

4 min read May 30, 2019

Jake Kelley surfing Hypto Kryto at Cloudbreak

New WSL Mandate: Big Wave World Tour Must Be Surfed Entirely On 5’4″ Hypto Kryptos

2 min read Apr 1, 2019

Kelly Slater anti-aging serum

Kelly Slater Releases Organic Chia Seed-Based Anti-Aging Serum; Plans to Surf Competitively Until 2119

2 min read Apr 1, 2019

Man Pushed Off Cliff for Incorrectly Calling Famed California Surf Spot ‘Steamers’ Too Many Times

2 min read Mar 19, 2019

Iowa surfer

Iowa Man Who Identifies as a Surfer Despite Never Having Surfed Lashes Out at Online Critics

4 min read Feb 23, 2019

When it's on, it's on.

Man Sets Record for 853 Consecutive Dawn Patrol Checks Without Surfing; Still ‘Too Much Tide’

4 min read Feb 13, 2019