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Johnny Utah

Johnny Utah

Former Eff Bee Eye Agent/Quarterback Punk

Update: Multiple Shark Breaches at Lowers Actually Just Juveniles Practicing Air Reverses

2 min read May 8, 2017

New Study Finds 100 Percent of Surfers with Beating Hearts Pee in Their Wetsuits

3 min read Apr 28, 2017

5 New Year’s Resolutions for Surfers to Get More Waves and Better the World

5 min read Dec 26, 2016

Malibu Man Makes History; Surfs Crowded Day, Doesn’t Complain About Crowd

4 min read Sep 30, 2016

Leaked Video of Inside the Judging Booth Shows What REALLY Happened!*

1 min read Sep 12, 2016

The Story of Rave Dastovich: Surfers in an Alternate Universe

3 min read Jul 11, 2016

Scuffle in SoCal Lineup Sets Guinness Record for Use of the Word “Bro”

5 min read Jun 29, 2016

Recent Run Of Swell Endangers Unpopular Southern California Surf Break

3 min read Jun 27, 2016

The 7 Best Point Break Memes

1 min read Aug 15, 2015

Top 10 Things Overheard When The 50 Year Storm Arrived at Bells

2 min read Jun 6, 2015

The Top 10 Reasons Warchild Should Have Backed Off. Seriously.

2 min read May 28, 2015