Comedy

In order to bring you, our dearest readers, the really good shit, the shit that makes us lean back in our seats and exhale with admiration, we have to publish the bad shit. Twerking and butt shots and all the TMZ-type shit we can lay our hands on.

Alana Blanchard Twerks, Causes Shark to Attack Her Butt

3 min read Aug 30, 2013

Business & Media

Dear Pro Surfing: She’s Just Not That Into You

8 min read Aug 13, 2013

Shark Week is awesome. It’s hilarious. As long as you realize that no, it’s not for education. It’s for enjoyment. It’s not for raising awareness about sharks or anything like that. It’s for ratings. It’s for yelling, “HOLY SHIT, MARTHA, DID YOU SEE THAT BIG ASS SHARK EAT THAT SEAL!?”

Mother F*cking SHARK WEEK

3 min read Aug 7, 2013

Ridiculous Animation Reenacts Huntington Beach Riot

1 min read Jul 30, 2013

Quiksilver Pro Spoof Video

Roxy Pro Spoof: #whoamijustsmell

1 min read Jul 3, 2013

horse surfing, British Horseboarding Association, British Horse Surfing Association, Daniel Fowler-Prime, Matt Smith, Newquay, England, tow surfing

Behold, Horse Surfing!

1 min read Jun 24, 2013

Zoltan Torkos lands possibly a $20K kickflip. Possibly.

Why the Kickflip Is Terrible

4 min read May 29, 2013

Although this spoof on Nike Surfing and Kolohe may have arrived a few months late, Nathaniel Curran and friends certainly make their point: Under-prepare. Over-deliver.

A Nike Surfing and Kolohe Parody

1 min read Apr 29, 2013

My Totally Sick Wetsuit Sesh

5 min read Mar 12, 2013

Now, the truth be told, I am a huge Slater fan, but I recognize this might be the time for Grandpa Slater to consider retiring. But what does the greatest competitive surfer in history do as he peruses the Great Point Breaks of Retirement?

Kelly Slater’s Top 10 Retirement Ideas

2 min read Dec 21, 2012

SHARK ATTACK!

5 min read Dec 20, 2012

Full On Oregon and Shit

3 min read Dec 17, 2012

Stretch Guy

3 min read Dec 6, 2012

Dispatches from the Lineup

2 min read Nov 14, 2012

Microsoft Prank Wall Collapse Concert

Business & Media

The Coolest Prank Microsoft Ever Could’ve Done

1 min read Nov 9, 2012