Comedy Johnny Utah Reviews North Shore: ‘That Movie Doesn’t Hold a Candle to Point Break’ 4 min read Apr 15, 2020
Comedy Guinness World Records Adopts Hawaiian Scale; Biggest Wave Ever Surfed Now Officially 2 Feet 2 min read Jan 29, 2020
Comedy Surf Pub Geotags Secret Spot on Instagram; Following Dawn Patrol Sees 1K Surfers 3 min read Jan 10, 2020
Comedy Instagram Commenter Orders Board In Exact Dims as Kelly Slater, Surfs Like Kelly Slater 3 min read Nov 7, 2019
Comedy The Race to Become First Mountain to Open Is Getting Ridiculous: Sierra Resort Runs Lifts in Dry Conditions 4 min read Oct 11, 2019
Comedy Freshwater Pro Called Off After Shark Spotted; Mick Fanning Summoned for Backup 3 min read Sep 21, 2019
Comedy New Scientific Research Confirms Waves Were, In Fact, ‘Better Yesterday’ 5 min read Sep 18, 2019
Comedy New Study Finds That When You Say ‘One More Wave’ in Your Head, Ocean Knows to Shut Down 3 min read Sep 11, 2019
Comedy Global Neon Neoprene Shortage Sends Parents of Lowers Groms Into a Tizzy 3 min read Aug 23, 2019
Comedy Unnamed Multinational Wholesale Corporation to Sell $99 Foam Hydrofoils 2 min read Aug 2, 2019
Comedy Report: Pro Surfing Overtakes Golf as Best Sport for Your Dad to Fall Asleep Watching 3 min read Jul 22, 2019
Surf Breaking: Expat Surfers Crowdfund Trump-Esque Border Wall to Keep ‘Kooks’ Out of Mexico 3 min read Jul 11, 2019
Comedy Self-Appointed ‘Emperor of Malibu’ Wants to Rebuild the Malibu Wall; Promises ‘Valley Kooks’ Will Pay For It 3 min read Jun 11, 2019
Comedy Man Passes Up Middle Management Promotion to Focus on Fantasy Surf Roster 4 min read May 30, 2019
Comedy New WSL Mandate: Big Wave World Tour Must Be Surfed Entirely On 5’4″ Hypto Kryptos 2 min read Apr 1, 2019
Comedy Kelly Slater Releases Organic Chia Seed-Based Anti-Aging Serum; Plans to Surf Competitively Until 2119 2 min read Apr 1, 2019