Johnny Utah | The Inertia - Part 2

Who's the real kook here?

Angry Local Gives Up on 2023 Resolution to ‘Stop Yelling at Kooks’

2 min read Jan 5, 2023

Localism is ridiculous.

Angry Local Hoping for One More Chance to ‘Yell at Kooks’ Before 2023 Resolution to ‘Stop Yelling at Kooks’

2 min read Dec 30, 2022

I'll Bet Two Plates of Nasi Goreng You Don't Surf Better Than These Bali Tourists

I’ll Bet Two Plates of Nasi Goreng These Bali Tourists Surf Better Than You

2 min read Nov 9, 2022

Man’s Discovery of Surfing Relic Proves Non-Electric Bikes Are Officially ‘Retro’

3 min read Jul 21, 2022

An RC Surfer Hilariously Pa(Trolls) the Backdoor Lineup

2 min read Jun 28, 2022

Just How Awkward Can a Surf Vlog Get?

2 min read Apr 26, 2022

schnauzer dog surfing

Schnauzer Breaks Silence on Torturous Dog Surfing Routine

6 min read Apr 12, 2022

In Surprise Move, WSL Announces New Mid-Length World Tour

In Surprise Move, WSL Announces New Mid-Length World Tour

2 min read Apr 1, 2022

Ask Johnny Utah: Wave-Stealing Friend Shows No Remorse For Actions

Ask Johnny Utah: Wave-Stealing Friend Shows No Remorse For Actions

5 min read Feb 21, 2022

a surfer wipes out in the barrel

Johnny Utah’s Guaranteed-to-Happen Predictions for 2022

4 min read Dec 31, 2021